Westland


a suburb of detroit, with and interesting mix of wiggers and sn-bs. it has a bad side and a good side.

often referred to by it’s residents as “wasteland”
i live in westland, you’ve prolly never heard of it seeing as it just mixes in with the fiftybazjillon other detroit ‘burbs…
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another random suburb of detroit where teens run rampid doing drugs and tons of property damage. 99% of the population of westland are f-ggots, full of poser-juggalos, wanna-be northville preps and so forth. there are very few “original” kids there, as in they are who they are, they don’t give a f-ck and know what the deal is.

this is as accurate as it gets folks.
poser: im a juggalo, ill cut your head like a chicken and dump faygo in it

normal guy: suck my d-ck, you live in westland.
westland is a school filled with really sketchy scary people….they are very clique..and the “ghetto” group (filled with whites and asians and some blak and hispanics) all have s-x before 9th grade…. they all carry knifes and such.. the preps.. think they are gangsta and are cool but reality is..they arent…..
prep-im so hot its crazy
ghetto- if ur so hot then lets have s-x
ghetto#2- i will cut you if you have s-x with her first
prep-im so hot that we can have a 3 some
a sh-t–ss part of a sh-t–ss town. full of pikeys and people with low income/the dreaded greenstorm gang and now officially named the “poorest place in all of britain.”
person 1: let’s go upto the westlands for a laugh!
person 2: what?! are you serious?!
person 1: no, i don’t feel like dying tonight.
yeah westland!!!

don’t step to westland, motherf-ckers
st. albans kid: who the f-ck are you? what skool did you go to?

westland kid: westland b–tch

and then he f-cking caps the sh-t out of him.
the western part of hartford, connecticut. its a lot safer than the other parts of hartford and is home to the connecticut governors mansion, other random mansions, and burglars.
i was in westland and i saw h-lla mansions!
really cool skool! so much fun there. so awsome, but way to much homework. and some terrible teachers. but other wise, it’s the best!
teacher 1: okay, so you have to write 5 pages about the civil war by tomorrow because you talk to much!
teacher 2: what are you saying, let them have fun, there’s a dance tonight!

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