wet bandit
a female who secretes large amounts of fluid from the v-g-n- during s-xual arrousal, and repeatedly leaves this fluid behind on car seats, couches, bar stools, etc.
“hey, tim. i hear you hooked up with amy last night.”
“na bro. all i got to do was fingerblast her in the front seat of my car. she had to go to church in the morning. but man does she get wet. when she got up, the seat was soaked.”
“yeah, man. she’s a real wet bandit.”
mysterious man who strikes at unsuspecting bathrooms of mainly chinese restaurants and burger king’s. he p-sses on walls and sh-t on floors while leaving a poetic note to the oblivious nips or apathetic high school kids who work there. he is generally accompanied by his accomplices the bathroom brawler and the -ss burglar. the wet bandit’s legend is well known on a 300 mile stretch of north eastern i-80 as he struck an unprecedented 7 times in one day.
“roses are red,
toilets are missed,
drop your head
and see where i p-ssed”
“f-ck my life, the wet bandit left a nutty sh-t on the bathroom floor again.. who is this guy?
the two theifs on home alone, marv and harry who leaves the water on in every house.
marv: remember, we’re the wet bandits.
harry: shut up!
the act of eating a v-g-n- with a dip in preferably longhorn. after you are done munching her pink hole you take the dip out and insert it in her v-g-n-.
last night i was eating out jess after i was done working that p-ssy i gave her the wet bandit
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