wet blumpkin


a blumpkin given while experencing a case of diarrhea.
she gave me a wet blumpkin, and it took her an hour to get her face cleaned up.
the graceful balanced art of getting your c-ck sucked while taking a dump while having a shower.

– having a shower, dump, and bl-w j-b all at once – could it get any better?
tyler was very busy in the morning getting ready for work so his girlfriend m decided to give him a wet blumpkin to save him some time that morning…and every morning there after.

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