Wet Chester


n. inserting a wet thumb up someone’s -n-s.
example: “i sleep with my pants on in fear of receiving a wet chester.

2) guy 1: man my -ss is sore and soggy.

guy 2: i’m afraid to ask, but why?

guy 3: i woke up to a nasty wet chester this morning.

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