wet congress
coined in honor of the historic “wet congress” of 1927, it is when a condom is filled with water and tied closed. the condom is then inserted into an orifice. a male’s p-n-s is then inserted forcefully into the same orifice. with some hard movement, the force is so great it ruptures the condom, sending water bursting into the chosen orifice.
“oh my god, that wet congress made me soo wet”
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