Wet Cough


the act of waking up, being hungover and talking to other people after a party not realising that your fellow partygoers have imparted their own personal liquid dna somewhere on your person… this is usually obvious to everyone but yourself.
cho: greened out and had to go out to spew. meeting at back of tent after monkeys see you there

reilly: man i’m glad i made him a wet cough this morning

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