Wet Crayfish
when one hauks 4 loogies and pees on annother’s face, then takes a dump in the other’s mouth, then spins on his face 6 times, then the other pulls on the first’s b-lls untill the first bleeds from his b-lls, then the other eats one of the first’s b-lls and the first declares war on a third world country, then the other picks off all of the first’s pubic hair with his teeth, then both dance and listen to j geils band’s centerfold.
man, todd gave me a wet crayfish last night and now i’m at war with liberia. how much does that suck? also i’m short one ball.
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