Wet Dinger


a wet dinger occurs when a man wakes up with a used condom still on his flaccid p-n-s. an empty bottle of whiskey must be on the floor in order for the situation to count as a wet dinger.
sh-t man, i don’t know who i f-cked but i woke up to a wet dinger!

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