Wet Dolphin


a douche put in a males r-ct-m and released/ squeezed/ opened right before he achieves -rg-sm.
bob wondered if a wet dolphin would have a similiar effect as a prostate m-ssage.
when an enjoyable s-xual encounter is heightened by a quick, unsuspected switcheroo from v-g-n- to -n-s.
priskey: rumor has it you pulled the old wet dolphin last night, you sandbagging son of a b-tch.

mccoy: ya bro. i almost drowned in her p-ssy, so i swam to her b-tt.
urinating on the seat of a public washroom then leaving it there without cleaning it up.
“who the h-ll left this wet dolphin here”

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