wet eyes


wet eyes is a southern term for people who have really deep blue eyes like the ocean.
jobo has wet eyes, they are like the ocean.
the wet looking glaze that a gay man consistently has over his eyes. usually the tell tale sign that a man is gay. (it is said that gay men are born with a second tear duct that periodically secretes a tear-like substance that is more viscous, as to remain in the eye socket and not tear out. medical studies are pending, however at the moment it is too sensitive an issue to discuss.)
there were about 40 shirtless gay men surrounding me and my lesbian friend, all of which piercing their wet eyes at me. i felt like a straight tugboat in the middle of a gay ocean during an angry, gay thunderstorm.

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