Wet Foot
the act of p-ssing on someones shoe while their using a stall in a public restroom. typically done at a bar when the victim is drunk and taking a cr-p. the beauty of it is they, more often than not, will not be able to catch you. step one: approach urinal. step two: make sure no one is around. step three: turn towards stall and pick target. step four: p-ss on the victims shoe. step five: run. step six: tell your buddies at the bar. step seven: laugh as a p-ssed off drunk comes running out of the restroom with his pants around his ankles and a wet shoe sloshing against the ground.
guy 1: hey, whys that guy running around with his pants half off and screaming?
guy 2: oh, i gave him a wet foot.
guy 1: your an -ss.
guy 2: yea, but its funny.
guy 1: totally.
someone who sticks their foot in the toilet and p-sses on, so as not to make a splashing sound, and wake up their wife, in the morning
that b-st-rd was a f-cking wetfoot!
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