wet-hand


a overly perverted person who gets no action therfore he may have wet hands as a result of personal plesure
that kid who sits in the back with his head down and his hands in his pockets is a wet hand
verb: to grasp or touch something with
a wet hand.

usually refers to the handling
of delicate electronic
equiptment or communication
devices by the poor b-st-rds
who live their lives on-call
and are required to always be
at least within arm’s-reach of
said devices 24/7.
“i wet-handed my cellphone when i took
a call coming out of the shower this
morning, now it’s locked up on me.”

-or-

“keep on cracking-wise with me buddy,
and i’ll wet-hand your stinkin’
blackberry most ricky-tick!
believe dat!”

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