wet-hander


noun:

1-one who routinely has clammy
or sweaty palms.

2-one who is notorious for
giving others nasty-wet
handshakes, possibly for
sport, or beacuse the sicko is
amused by doing this to others.
“great grilled cheese ghost! colonel
tricott slimed me again! i honestly
believe that twisted old wet-hander
spends all day lurking around hq
waiting for me to get some award just
so he can take whatever small bit of
pleasure or miniscule feeling of
accomplishment i might have felt from
it away, by suddenly jumping out of
nowhere and hitting me with the ‘old
dead-fish suprise. i truly hate him.”

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