wet hat
a well used (and therefore wet) condom that a male discovers on his p-n-s once he awakens from post-coital slumber. a wet hat typically results from a particularly aggressive s-xcapade, which causes the male to collapse into a slumber immediately after -j-c-l-t-ng but before he has the chance to remove his sp-nk filled, v-g-n-lly lubricated scabbard.
jon: i was f-cked up on a lot of tequila and triple sec last night and ended up boning the h-ll out of kate a few times. i think we ended up using a bunch of rubbers and the rest of my xtc, too.
joe: f-ck! did you have to cuddle afterwards?
jon: nah, i got pretty lucky — i totally fell asleep right away. but i did have to deal with a wet hat in the morning.
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