Wet Jacob
first, your drink a liter of orange juice, eat a whole whack of indian food and fiber cereal until full, you follow off by inducing 10x the regular dose of laxative.
than, resting your head/neck on the floor, you use your hands / arms to hold your back and -ss directly up in the air with your legs off to the side of your torso.
you than wait until the perfect moment of combustion. pushing will all your might you spray a large fountain of diarrhea into your mouth and onto your face.
– the stream of diarrhea must reach at least over two feet of air to legally be considered a “wet jacob”
d-mn dude, i walked in on my dad giving him self a “wet jacob” again…..
Read Also:
- whackery
nonsense, the art of being whack, synonym for douchery, stupidity in general situations, bullsh-t, anything rediculous. i am tired of all this whackery! these people are full of whackery!
- wha da buisness is shawty
asking someone how they are doing kenny “wha da buisness is shawty” said shawn.
- whipyarass
(adj.) the term used by those from peco county implying either a impending fight or taunting an oppenent in either halo, or super smash bros melee. often this term is accompanied by a facebook or laptop prank. peco kid: “get down so i can whipyar-ss” philly guy: “uhh okay?” peco kid: “man i am whipyar-ss […]
- Whole Lotta Love
a kick -ss song by the g-ds of rock led zeppelin released on led zeppelin ii in october 1969! s-xiest riff ever, best heard on either live (earls court especially…) or on record/cd just a f-cking awesome song jimmy pages riff is one of the best and recognizable riffs ever! and don’t get me started […]
- Ball's Palsy
debilitating condition whereby the t-st-cl-s become numb following physical trauma to the immediate area. a common condition which causes one ball to sag lower than the other. also known as “asymmetrical nut syndrome” “i noticed in the gym locker room that one of your boys hangs down south.” “yeah. i got the ball’s palsy.”