Wet match in a dark room


someone who is so incredibly stupid that only an obscure -n-logy could describe their low level iq. just as a wet match in a dark room is the ant-thesis of light, an incredibly stupid person is the ant-thesis of an intellectual.
” did you hear about that guy that played russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol?”

“yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. what a f-cking moron.”

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