Wet Mop
when a male -j-c-l-t-s into the hair of his partner as a means of punishment or humiliation
“laugh at my p-n-s size again, and i’ll give you a wet mop!”
the wet over grown pubic hair around a woman’s p-ssy lips.
as she gave me a soapy m-ssage i could feel her wet mop dragging on my lower back
a person who is mopey and a downer, needy, and selfish. they soak up all of your attention. they are incapable of giving anything back.
a wet mop might be a man you are dating who constantly needs attention from you, but then never gives you attention back. when he is around, he is inconsistently happy/mopey. when you address to him that he is sending you mixed signals and/or tell him that he is making you feel bad based on his actions, he -ssumes no responsibility for his actions or inactions.
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