wet mushroom
when you slap a girl in the face with your c-m drentched c-ck after s-x, it can be oral or -n-l or whatever. your d-ck needs to be wet and she can’t expect it.
after i blew my load in her mouth, i gave her the old wet mushroom, she never saw it coming.
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