wet napkin


a person who has no personality.
bob: it is so hard to carry on a conversation with clare.
jade: i know. she’s such a wet napkin.
a s-xual act where a couple is in the doggie style position. when the male is ready to release his load he does so in the females hair (side note: female must have long hair for this to work). after said s-m-n is in her hair you take it and slam it against the wall and her hair sticks like a wet napkin.
shoulda gave that b-tcha wet napkin!

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