wet noodle
a limp d-ck, especially while in the process of intercourse.
d-mn man, i gotta lay off the alcohol. i stay f-ckin my girl with a wet noodle.
a noodle which has been cooked in boiling water
owwww thats a hot wet noodle!!
a word that is used when someone can’t inflict damage because they’re weak or using a weak weapon.
– check out this desert eagle i bought yesterday, this beauty can deal some serious damage!
– dude, that’s an airsoft gun. it will hit like a wet noodle…
a person who is heteros-xual until generally drunk or sometimes just really h-rny, at that time, the person tends to have gay encounters. like a noodle, the person is straight until wet.
-did you hear erika hooked up with rachel last sat-rday?
-yeah, that’s erika’s sixth drunk lesbian hookup. she is such a wet noodle.
a period of stumbling after a boxer is stunned in a match.
joe: oh my, he is having some trouble in there, he can’t even stand straight. he’s dancing around in that cl-ssic wet noodle fashion.
teddy: oh yeah joe, and it’s not al dente, it’s really really wet noodles.
a wet n-gg-.
person #1: look at tyron swimming in the pool, while were trying to eat kfc.
person #2: yeah he’s a stupid wet noodle.
a wet noodle is taking a hit of weed, followed by a shot of hard liquer and a full beer before exhaling.
– let’s do some wet noodles and get f-cked up.
– fa shizzle, you freak b-tch.
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