wet paint


a term used to describe a clean car, aka a “tight whip”
check out all that wet paint in the parking lot
that little bit of sh-t just inside the outer rim of the -sshole. only seen when the -n-s is relaxed.
john: so… i was 69 with marissa on top of me.

steve: okay…

john: and i was grabbing her -sscheeks and spreading them as i made lunch of her naughty bits, right?

steve: yeah?

john: jeepus cripes! i got wet paint on my nose!

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