wet penguin
when a male gets a little bit too exited when he’s talking to a very beautiful girl and accidentally c-ms prematurely. by having wet pants, the male usually walks in a weird manner resembling a penguins method of walking.
joe:hey mary girl i always loved.
mary: your so fine i want you inside me now!!
joe: really!!!!!
mary: yes
joe:– f-ck i prematurely c-mmed myself!!
(in a distance)
tom: hey billy, look at that looser kid, he has a wet penguin.
billy: hahaha i bet he wont ever get laid.
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