wet punch


a small wet spot (usually due to urine)
on a man’s underwear right at the tip of his privates.
usually happens right after number 1.
john did not end up getting laid with jane,
after he took off his pants only to reveal wet punch.

Read Also:

  • wgah

    who gives a h-ll generic noob #5343: i am teh ghey!!! john doe: wgah

  • whang

    (noun) p-n-s (verb) male masturbation see also w-ng. i’ve had a long, hard day at the office; i’m going home to have a coupla shots of scotch , crawl into a warm bed, lube up and whang my whang. the subtle female bouquet – reminiscent of fish – resulting from an excess of old v-g-n-l […]

  • whatdcha

    a double contraction of the words ‘what’ ‘did’ and ‘you’, without the apostrophe claptrap, and ignoring the fact that ‘cha’ is an easily confused slang – literally meaning ‘what did you…?’ mark: i got my hair done last week! dave: yay! whatdcha get done?!

  • WHATERYOUDOIN

    this is when you run up to someone and hump them while screaming and spitting what are you doing its an mpm thing i ran up to jay and f-cked while chanting these words whateryoudoin

  • what kinda whip ya crackin?

    what kind of car are you driving chase what kinda whip ya crackin?


Disclaimer: wet punch definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.