wet seal
california-based corporation that tortures animals in the name of fashion
wet seal sells tacky clothing trimmed with the skin of dead rabbits
a store that sells cute clothes for teens to mid- twenty somethings for a good price. they almost went under a few years back, but are comin back!
“where’d you get that cute dress?”
“wet seal..for 15 bucks.”
“naw uh? really?”
“yeah.”
a great store. you should shop there.
i love shopping at wet seal!
a well lubricated -n-s.
wet seal/noun- a “slippery” r-ct-m ready for penitration.
a s-xual act in which a man -j-c-l-t-s on a woman’s br–sts and then slaps her s-m-n covered br–sts together while barking like a seal.
dude, i gave my girlfriend a wet seal last night. didn’t you hear the barking?
a wet seal is when a morbidly obese woman is giving you oral s-x while she runs on a treadmill rubbed down in bacon grease.
i totally wanna wet seal that fat chick bro.
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