Wet Tuna Farts
a gastrointestinal condition that lasts approximately 3-4 hours after one consumes bad tuna sushi. wet tuna farts are caused by eating seemingly great tasting spicy tuna roll but it turns out unknowingly to be tainted tuna. while not enough to cause food poisoning, it is enough to cause excessive bloating and gas discharge.
frank went to the sushi bar for lunch and ordered two spicy tuna rolls. to taste, they were magnificent. unfortunately, about an hour after lunch he realized that the tuna was tainted after he experienced a m-ssive case of the wet tuna farts. he had to leave work the rest of the day due to co-worker complaints about the smell.
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