Wet Turtle
(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his d-ck directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan
“hey greg, would you like a brownie? they are fresh and very hot.”
“sure, i’d love one… wait, what the h-ll? why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?”
“i wet turtled them.”
“oh fred, you scank!”
“ginkies greg! all i did was wet turtle them…”
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