wet wizard


a wet wizard is when, during s-x, you are about to blow your load, and you pull out and shoot it in her ear.
similar to a “wet w-lly” (in which you place a wet finger in someone’s ear)
“i gave my girlfriend a wet wizard last night, and now she won’t even talk to me”

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