Wew


a way to say wow in filipino, common in online games.
jup : wew sir u pvp like a god

sam : wew who killed mi???
it is thought to mean as “wow” but is in fact a way to say “whew” in filipino. mainly used in game chat because it is faster to type than “whew” or “phew”. it is also a form of txtspk.

often used as a general derogatory term to pertain to a certain subset of gamers but can also be added to annoy others. usually used in combination with some filipino words for hilarity.
wew gets a triple kill:
wew: ako galing wew!
player: what did you just say?
wew: wew!
player: you’re a wew!
wew: wew?

wew playing pokemon:
psyduck: psy?
wew: wew!
pikachu: pika pika!
wew: wew wew?

wew getting hit by a bus:
bus: screech!
wew: weeeeeeew!

player to wew:
player: ako galing, wew! ikaw bobo, wew!
wew: wew?
a wannabe jew.
jeez fred, your neighbor is such a wew!
what someone writes when they want to say “woo” or “woooooo!!!!!!!!!!” but are too lazy, and therefore use only one hand, and type “wew.”
mom: son, pizza’s for dinner when you get home.
son: wew
a noob clan in counter-strike
lol wew sucks
1)a counter-strike clan that conveniently consists of kids too young to go to cpl. they have 1 year of cal-im exp. and 1 year of cal-m exp. and they still manage to beat team 3d.

2)a counter-strike clan that does not lan
im in a cs clan called wew and i enjoy getting owned on lan and then going online and beating the best teams in the united states
a white jewish person
1. only white jews can be a “wew”
2. ya only other can call white jews wew’s other wise ur gay

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