Whack the pastry


the female version of the males’ ‘abuse the noodle’.

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best used through the means of teled-ld-nics aka phone sh-g.
man: ahh yeah baby i’m abusing the noodle. whack your pastry for me.

woman: i’ll whack the pastry for you, baby.

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