a nutty, pain in the -ss, person or animal.
finn i diagnosed that horse with whacked out poo brain five minutes ago!
- rectal suspension
verb 1. the act of not releasing one’s bowels during a hangover so as to prevent sloppy hangover sh-ts. the act of rectal suspension should be deemed complete after the time required to compact aforementioned sloppy sh-t to the necessary degree to perform a normal bowel movement. “oh man, i had to do a rectal […]
- texas sized 10-4
texas sized 10-4, often used by hicks (mainly from ontario), means i agree, or yes. it may also mean i understand depending on the context “hey wanna go pick of some gophers with a 22 down by the roadside” “that’s a texas sized 10-4 buddy”
- napkin calculus
when someone doesn’t know how to calculate a value, but is doing it anyway. “i used napkin calculus to guess the number of pennies in the jar.” “and?” “well, obviously i was wrong.”
someone who cuts and pastes internet articles obsessively. no original thoughts of their own man that guy must have a bunch of time on his hands constantly rambilling articles on websites .
- cottage cheese p*ssy
when a girls v-g-n- looks like cottage cheese during s-x, chunky and white. her v-g-n- looked like cottage cheese when we had s-x. she has a cottage cheese p-ssy.