whackjabob


1. any apecimen of hairy beasts who’s mating technique consists of sticking a spoon up their b-tt and poking their mate with a slab of boneless fried chicken. these animals are very dangerous and have been known to hide in septic tanks and make the sound of a constipated gorilla.

see mr. poe
a whackjabob tried to steal my collection of petrified t-rds yesterday, but i fended it off with a picture of a combover and a recording of tom brokaw.
1. any apecimen of hairy beasts who’s mating technique consists of sticking a spoon up their b-tt and poking their mate with a slab of boneless fried chicken. these animals are very dangerous and have been known to hide in septic tanks and make the sound of a constipated gorilla.

see mr. poe
a whackjabob tried to steal my collection of petrified t-rds yesterday, but i fended it off with a picture of a combover and a recording of tom brokaw.

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