whacks off
v.i.or t. ;to stimulate the male genitals usually by use of the left or right hand according to preference,but may also be achieved by filling a milk bottle with chopped liver and leaving it somewhere warm for several hours before use.”whacking off” almost inevitably leads to the -j-c-l-t–n of the male seminal fluids.these are best caught adroitly in a kleenex.the use of visual aids is widespread.
whacks off;”you the kids that been whacking off in mah toolshed over pictures of my wife..”
whacks off;”i whacked a great one off while watching princess di’s funeral”.
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