Whale Call


when you are out late at the bar and all the hot skinny girls have gone home. you let out the old high pitched “eeeeeeeeoooooooouuuuuuu” and all the fat girls (whales) home in and migrate to you. thus you pull a fatty and s-x her up her on a futon.
to drunk and stupid to go home alone to your futon so lay down the whale call.
a pitch-bending guitar effect used by a certain red-headed f-ckface.
that was a pretty good show, but we really got whale call’d by that goddam day walker.
when a morbidly obese elder makes a strange mating call whilst swimming.
waaaaaaaahbloblolbooeo

did you hear that?

yeah. it was hazel making a whalecall.

oh. okay.
whenever i hear “whale call,” i think of “booty call.” so a whale call is a booty call… for fat people. boom!
juan: yo man, had a whale call last night!
pedro: dude, didn’t know you like fat chicks!
juan: well i’m fat, too. and i like my girls with some curves!
the absolute best band to ever live, currently consisting of two people. their music makes you lose control, it’s almost a mind f-ck….. but not really….
man : hey there is this band going on stage next called whale call, have you herd of them?

obvious whale call fan : are you kidding me!? you have never herd of whale call!? kill yourself!

man: sorry!! are they any good!?

obvious whale call fan : -dramatic state- they are the best band to live……

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