Whale puncher


-adjective

1)one who has punched or regularly punches large sea-mammals.

2)one who exhibits the characteristics of the type of person who would enjoy punching large sea-mammals regardless of past events.

3)one who enjoys teasing others either harmfully or playfully.

4)any man who enjoys, seeks out, and/or regularly engages in s-x with larger than average women.

the connotations of this term in all it’s uses can positive, but are usually derogatory.
1) “he’s a convicted whale puncher.”

2) “watch out for her, she’s a bone cold whale puncher.”

3) “don’t listen to him, he’s just whale punching.”

4) “he’s a whale puncher, and he gets a lot of action, but he says he can’t afford any more dinner-dates.”

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