Whale Tank


a rather large female, characterized by grunting noises and awkward bodily stature. somewhat of a cross between a whale and a tank.

ranked on a scale from 1-6, 1 being noob, 6 being rosie o’ donnell
wow! there goes a level four whale tank…

man, that level 6 whale tank is definitely size 14+.

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