whalelephantitis


a person who is often overwhelmed by the desire to have s-xual relations with heavy-set men or women. mistakenly known as a whale-watcher but this l-st for whales is much more frowned upon, especially in public.
captain ahab’s l-st for moby d-ck is a fine example of whalelephant-tis.

late at night paul secretly faps to pictures of whales because of his severe whalelephant-tis.

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