whalewinkle
a: an obese pedophile toymaker and his elven entourage (who are most likly s-x slaves) who spend 364 days a year preparing or one night by giving everyone toys except for the bad christan’s.
b: when a fat person tries to be nice but ultimately ends up being a d-ck.
elf 1: wow, santa is a real whalewinkle
elf 2: yeah, i havnt seen my family in 10 years
elf 1: and my -ss, hasnt been tight in forever
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