Wham Boy


to follow the trend of snapbacks, high tops/white vans, beige chinos and finally the topman zip hoodie tied at the t-ssles. this “trend” is a prime example of the deterioration of man-kind. “wham boys” are often spotted in groups, like a sea of beige strolling through town. when alone the wham boy is a harmless wannabe, but in a group wham boys thrive upon chart music, towie and the need to all wear identical clothing.
“haha look at them wham boys, absolute chino w-nkers”
people who follow a common trend of beige chinos, snapback caps and van shoes, body wear varies between anything hollister and patterned shirts with the top b-tton done up. the common accessory for any distinguished whamboy is the “cape”, where they will tie the t-ssles on their topman zip hoodie in an attempt to look like batman and robin.
“haha check out those whamboys, beige chino crew!”

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