whambulance


the imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue you from someone’s incessant whining over a trivial matter. used mockingly, but in good humor.
“somebody call the whambulance, stacy broke a nail.”
the imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue someone when they are incessantly whining over a trivial matter. used mockingly, but in good humor.
awww, that guy you gave your number to never called you? that’s too bad! -snicker- should i call a whambulance?
what you say to someone who is whining like a little jewish kid. similar to asking them if they would like a whamburger and some french cries.
what, do you want me to call the whambulance just because your mom died? jesus christ, get over it.

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