Wharf Dog Macinnis


used to describe a male that has a wharf cat fetish.

he can be observed in the town of glace bay crusing around in his mini-van while masturbating to the visual observations of felines.

the wharf dog macinnis has been observed feeding wharf cats from his t–ts that produce budweiser.

the wharf dog smells of catsh-t and perfume.
well driving yesterday i observed a wharf dog macinnis in the area of the glace bay fisheries building. he was watching the cats while beating off to the sight of them.

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