What in God’s green African jungles??
another way of asking the infamous question, “what on earth?” while recognizing the almighty g-d’s diverse and most eccentric creation, africa/africans.
-arrives home early from vacation and find doors off hinges, roughed-up walls, and a trusted friend wearing my clothes.-
“what in g-d’s green african jungles?? … ???” =:o
“er, i can explain…”
“please do.”
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