What the absolute fuck?


when “what the f-ck?” isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, “what the absolute f-ck” is used.

same as “what the actual f-ck?” except more localized in new zealand.
john: what the absolute f-ck is jim doing?
dave: i have no idea man

jim: hey mike someone shat in your shower bro
mike: what the absolute f-ck?

john: man this is badly organized…
jim: yeah i have no idea what the absolute f-ck is going on.

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