what the crap


most amazing phrase ever.
use it when your confused, need to know something, or just plain bored.
“dude the world is c-cking the f-ck with my gun!”
me:what the cr-p does that mean?

a subst-tute for “what the h-ll?” or “what the f-ck?”
-nicole throws a soda can at the back of mary’s head-

nicole: hahahahaha!
mary: what the cr-p?!
an alternative for ‘what the f-ck’. is more accepted by public, as cr-p is less offensive than f-ck, obviously. ‘what the sh-t’ can also be used, as can other variations. eg: ‘what the cr-pper’
‘what the sh-tface’

for internet use: replace ‘wtf’ with ‘wtc’
if people don’t know it – send them here.
guy: dude, that lady over there is pretending to be a bird…
girl: what the sh-tface?!
guy: i know aye, what the cr-pper is she doing.
what strong bad says a lot..
“…what.. brian!!? what the cr-p!? unless brian is short for.. brianrietta.. or brian-sue…”
what big game james says
what the cr-p? since when was lithuania a state?
something r-t-rded kids say when they get surprised, confused, or angry
no more wow?! what the cr-p, dad?!
what the cr-p? you can’t define “what the cr-p?”, it’s just there. holy cr-p!
the car has exploded and everyone has survived, but the car is totalled.

what the cr-p?

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