what the dildo


-n-logous to phrases such as “what the f-ck” or “what the h-ll”. often used in the context of describing something utterly confounding or inexplicitly stupid. can be abbreviated to “what the dil” if children or those easily offended are present.
sam: whats up bro?
john: nothing much, expect i’m building a rocketship to mars so we can play ping pong in zero gravity!!
sam: what the d-ld-??

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