what the eff
a phrase made famous by the youtube video “david blaine spoof.”
the two gay guys he is showing his “magic” to repeatedly say this after he does something crazy. used to describe something ridiculous or incomprehensible. or as a random outburst, fake expletive or exclamation.
“david blaine” : are you sure you didn’t buy a teddy bear?
1st guy: yes i’m sure i didn’t…
both: what the eff? what the eff!!
you use these words when you are extremely shocked by david blane.
david blane: what are you drinking?
gay guy 1: orange soda big whoop.big whoop.
david blane:look again.
gay guy 1:what the eff?! cheez its?!
(david blane looks in the camera crazily)
gay guy 1: where’d you put my orange soda david blane?
(gay guy 2 spits out orange soda)
gay guy 2: stop putting orange soda in my mouth david blane!!!
something that people say when they’re frustrated or are displeased with something.
your credit score just dropped.
what the eff?
an exclamation used when surprised or discontented. can be a subst-tute for cussing. may actually gradually replace cussing and destroy bad habits.
hey you just won the lottery.
omg, thats awesome. i’m going to buy a mansion now and a tight car.
oh too bad, so did three million others, so you got one dollar.
what the eff!
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