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a phrase said to state that one is in total disbelief or confusion as to what has happened, or what is happening.
what the f-ck…
1. an expression of extreme surprise.
2. an expression of extreme annoyment or frustration, usually after a recent chain of bad events has just been added to by something that just happened.
3. a more emphatic form of “what”.
4. roughly translates to, “i tire of considering this decision and will go ahead and do what i was thinking of doing originally.” synonymous with f-ck it.
1. what the f-ck? why is there a car in my driveway?
2. what the f-ck?! why does this always happen?
3. what the f-ck is that?
4. maybe i shouldn’t steal this car… eh, what the f-ck.
an expression used to convey various reactions to events. ‘what the f-ck?’ may be used in an attempt to explain any one or combination of the reactions/emotions listed below and then some.

a: confusion
b: incredulous confusion
c: surprise
d: disappointment
e: hurt
f: anger
g: ironically
‘what the f-ck?’ is rarely used as a positive statement; however it may be used ironically to convey such is life (refer ex g)

a: confusion
why would someone use someone else who is in love with them?

b: incredulous confusion
how could you use me to make him jealous?, to get yourself a valentines day present?, to add some excitement to your life?, to distract you?, to improve your ego?, to do most of your study?, to improve your s-x life?

c: surprise
it is a surprise to me that people can even think that way, can lie so much even to themselves, can take pleasure from causing others pain, can actually be proud of themselves for being a total -rs-hole

d: disappointment
it disappoints me that even now you cannot tell the truth; that you can forget so much so easily; that it was all a lie, all just a game to you

e: hurt
guess what? – when you think you can feel no more pain, there is always more. to be lied to and used by someone that you have given yourself to is more hurt than anyone should have to feel

f: anger
i am angry at myself for being a tool; i sometimes feel anger towards tracey for being a bogan

g: ironically
everything i do even now, benefits you in your little game and hurts me even more. every chance i give you just allows you to tell more lies; i am sick of tracey time. i will talk to him, the truth will by known one way or the other. this is between us three; if he will not speak to me, i will speak to others. i have given more than enough opportunities for the truth to be told. this cannot continue. you will always be a victorian

tuesday 11/11/2008
the words that come out of your mouth when you discover your girlfriend has a p-n-s.
felipe: what’s the bulge coming from the front of your jeans? -poke-
latasha: my p-n-s…
felipe: what the f-ck!? i had s-x with you!? oh my god! what’s my dad going to say!? aw…. sh-t!
an expression used to convey various reactions to events. ‘what the f-ck?’ may be used in an attempt to explain any one or combination of the reactions/emotions listed below and then some.

a: confusion
b: incredulous confusion
c: surprise
d: disappointment
e: hurt
f: anger
g: ironically
‘what the f-ck?’ is rarely used as a positive statement; however it may be used ironically to convey such is life (refer ex g)

-note: the ‘mcdonalds’ referred to in the following examples is not the all too familiar icon of western civilisation that sells a wide variety of meal choices at prices that are reasonable to the consumer.
the use of the name ‘mcdonalds’ is pure coincidence; the name (as applied to the examples below) was randomly generated using a super-dooper computer.

a: confusion
i was walking past mcdonalds the other day; it smelt disgusting. so i was like “what the f-ck? why would you want to eat that?”

b: incredulous confusion
“what the f-ck? all of the people driving into mcdonalds look like cheeseburgers!!

c: surprise
“what the f-ck tracey; is that your mother working at mcdonalds in her hot knickers making cheeseburgers?

d: disappointment
“what the f-ck is the world coming to when people are willing to eat greasy cheesys from mcdonalds?

e: hurt
oh g-d, what the f-ck? how could you eat that cheeseburger from mcdonalds? can’t you see how much anguish and sorrow it causes me to watch you stuff that disgusting in every way symbol of everything that is wrong with the world into your mouth and watch the grease drip down from your lips over your chins, one after another. at the very least it hurts my stomach; what with all the vomiting induced just by the thought of mcdonalds cheeseburger consumption by the average overweight western society individual who has little concern for where the produce comes from, the conditions of those involved, the environmental ramifications of fast food production, the nippl…

f: anger
what the f-ck?
you f-ckin’ barstool
there is a maximum length for rants?
i didn’t know that; it makes me very angry, oh yes indeed
f-ckin mcdonalds cheeseburgers

g: ironically
what the f-ck kind of a word is ironical; i guess it would have been too much to ask to have a decent name for ironical. it’s a stupid moronical word

-$$- this entire rant (and all sub-rants etc contained within) has not been endorsed by the wonderful people at the greatest corporation in the whole universe – mcdonalds -$$-

mmm… subway

sunday 09/11/2008
1. one or more natural flaws that occur in every known female. it refers to the fact that every girl/woman has something about them that will make you (as a guy) exclaim: “what the f-ck!?” it is usually something that they consistantly do or say that doesn’t make sense to a guy, but since all girls are crazy, they think it is normal. these flaws differ in most girls, but are almost always present.
(also see wtf)

2. the p-ssed off/annoyed/frusterated statement “what the f-ck!?”
are you kidding me? you just came her to look around and not buy anything?? what the f-ck?!

you just want to be friends with him, but you do like him and like hanging out with him all the time alone? what the f-ck?!?

she always does this sh-t! what the f-ck.
a phrase used when ever the f-ck you want to use it.
what the f-ck i sure could use a beer