What-The-Fuckness


a feeling, or moment, of extreme awe, disbelief, shock, and/or randomness.
could be used as an adjective or a noun.
1. being so shocked your mind is just thinking “what the f-ck”.
2. not believing that you have actually done something that is this amazing and/or someone else did.
3.blank mind.
4. something happenes very very very unexpectedly that leaves a lingering presence of “what-the-f-ckness”
a term used to describe the what the f-ckocity of a situation!
the “what the f-ckness” in her eyes was priceless when she saw four midgets f-cking a cow who was fellating a u.s. senator.
that void of time, usually after getting wasted or very high, where you don’t remember a godd-mn thing.
sue: “wow! i just checked my bank account and i spent over a hundred bucks at the bars last night!”

alison: “how the f-ck did you manage to do that? i’m broke too…what happened?”

sue: “i haven’t got a f-cking clue. i remember up to a certain point and then everything after that is like one huge void of whatthef-ck-ness.”

Read Also:

  • Wheres my Pony?

    a question of where ones new material objects are coming from. expressing distates, disgust or feelings of neglect and deprivement. baby ‘daddy, wheres my pony?’.

  • What the hellhounds!?

    when a need for the phrase “what the h-ll!?” occurs, but you are located in a place, where it would be inappropriate to say so. douche “pushes your stuff off your desk in cl-ss intelligent person “what the h-llhounds!?” teacher “looks at you, then looks away smiling”

  • whip game proper

    to have a hot car or cars. dam did you see that benz, that guy is whip game proper. basically, the same as whipped, like when a guy can get a girl to do whatever he wants, or vice versa alex: can i have a back m-ssage? erin: no bobby: ooooo guess alex doesnt have […]

  • white girl woo

    the annoying “woo” sound the audience members make on mtv’s trl when a celebrity guest star enters the studio or while shouting out to a friend during a music video. the girl who had a shout out to her friends ruined the music video with her white girl woo.

  • walking encyclopedia

    someone who has a vast array of knowledge on many subjects, topics, concepts and sciences. ‘a walking encyclopedia’ although a walking encyclopedia mustn’t know everything, they are still very capable of forming understandings on things they have heard relating to said subjects that people are inquired about. noob: hey archie, have you heard about that […]


Disclaimer: What-The-Fuckness definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.