what the smurf


can be used when mad and dont want to get in touble for cusing.also can be used to be sweet like me
teacher:sit down for the 45th time
you:what the smurf did u say to me?
teacher:sit down
you:go smurf a smurfing smurf
another way of saying “huh?”. the word smurf replaces different cuss words, keeping the speaker out of trouble.
mom: “isabelle there giant dog toy stuffed in the oven” isabelle “what the smurf?”

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