What would Barney say?


a question which confirming you to choose a girl by barney’s opinion.

and barney is neil patrick harris in a tv show himym. he’s a playboy and the righteous scorer of women.
boy 1: i am going with that girl tonight, bro!

boy 2: yeah? are you sure? she’s not that tight.

boy 1: really?

boy 2: sure, what would barney say?

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