what would you do for a klondike bar?
an idiotic question asked by many so as to promote the sale of klondike bars, an overrated ice cream product.
on the commercial, the answers are actually kind of offensive. for example, one man was forced to listen to his wife for 10 seconds, so as to be allowed a klondike bar. wow! i mean, it’s so hard to listen to your wife, right? and i bet that relationship’s gonna last long.
don’t do anything for a klondike bar, get a drumstick instead.
anon: what would you do for a klondike bar?
jenna marbles: nothing. i would go to the f-cking store and buy one if i wanted one that bad, which i don’t. f-cking overrated ice cream product. (actual quote)
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